Jerk-Off Hands
when a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. you know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
bill: what smells like cuc-mber mellon?
ted: i think tim just rubbed one out.
bill: j-rk–ff hands
tim: anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)
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someone who isnt getting laid.
“man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog.”
“at least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?”
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