Jerk Rock
a genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. it is mostly lame late 90’s-2000’s alternative rock. the singer has an angsty raspy voice. the word “pain” is used as a comma. music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don’t get them and they’re gonna run away. and they mean it!
also makes good wwe entrance music.
bands that fall under this genre include: nickelback, puddle of mudd, seether, hinder, 3 doors down, three days grace, trapt, breaking benjamin, papa roach, g-dsmack
we can’t be friends, his ipod is chock-full of jerk rock.
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