jerk saddle
noun – towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare -ss juice from leaving a residue when jerking. often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.
did you at least use a jerk saddle? of course i did. i’m not a f-cking animal.
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