jerk surfing
the art of flipping a bed over onto the poor b-st-rd in it. then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your “wave” (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). jumping up and down is also a-o-k, just don’t touch the floor. else you have to start over.
well the jerk p-ssed out on the bed.. so brett decided to go “jerk surfing” and flipped the bed over onto the jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.
“hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie” i yelled and still they laid there. so i did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. dam smelly hippies.
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