jerk your gurk


the process of ejecting s-m-n from the p-n-s, and is usually accompanied by -rg-sm as a result of s-xual stimulation. it may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.
croce : hey you wanna go see davinci code?
saltz : h-ll no, i’d rather jerk my gurk
croce : hey man saltz didn’t go with me to the movie so i went with big cheese.
jjsmedi : yo, she jerk your gurk?
croce : (smiles big) nah man, we don’t do that kind of stuff

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