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  female, chick, girl, potential scr-pe, specifically non-girlfriend “check out that group of joofties over there” “im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me” “how’s the jooft?”

• dutch jellyfish

  the name given to a clot of j-zz caught in the plughole, after having a w-nk in the bath and running away the water. my flatmate left a dutch jellyfish in the bathroom

• Yoohan

  what you call a bad counter-strike player. wow tom, how could you miss that shot? you’re such a yoohan!

• Agenda-based metrics

  facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion. his agenda-based metrics don’t allow you to consider any other possibilities!

• Monet

  like monet’s paintings…looks good from afar – but far from good close up “see that girl over there – she’s a right monet” a person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. used in the movie “clueless” with alicia silverstone. “britney spears is a monet…she looks great from afar, but up […]

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