Jerkover
the feeling of regret and embarr-ssment for a previous night’s drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having s-x you didn’t mean to have.
ugh. i got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now i’m having a huge jerkover.
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