jerkweasel


an arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. the jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. when not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various ponzi schemes. the north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it’s belly.
why haven’t you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?

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