jerky drapes


a very dried out and loose v-g-n-, caused by over s-xytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

also known as: beef curtains
shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

i tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

my mom has jerky drapes.

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