Jerky, Jerkies (plural)
a term used in new jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression “dumb-ss”. derived from the old expression “your dumb as a ox”. jerky is a dead ox. this implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. lou decaffeinate along with jay and silent bob are well doc-mented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. also crank call humor the jerky boys. gabo de la guerra of 91.7 koop fm in austin is a well know jerky.
dont be a jerkey.
you work in quality control at a h-llish data processing center.
you are running behind schedule.your boss lou from new jersey yells…..
“ok jerkey!! get those d-ckbeaters moving, that data aint just gonna qc itself.comon!” (see d-ckbeaters)
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