Jerky
1. the greatest food ever conceived by man. basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.
2. maddox’s favorite food in the universe.
1. “you’ve never had jerky?! here, try some. it looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth.”
2. “anyone that doesn’t like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun.” -maddox
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jerky, jerkies (plural)
a term used in new jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression “dumb-ss”. derived from the old expression “your dumb as a ox”. jerky is a dead ox. this implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. lou decaffeinate along with jay and silent bob are well doc-mented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. also crank call humor the jerky boys. gabo de la guerra of 91.7 koop fm in austin is a well know jerky.
dont be a jerkey.
you work in quality control at a h-llish data processing center.
you are running behind schedule.your boss lou from new jersey yells…..
“ok jerkey!! get those d-ckbeaters moving, that data aint just gonna qc itself.comon!” (see d-ckbeaters)
source: gabo, de la guerra
one really good hand job
harry: oh man! she gave me the best jerky last night!
casey: oh shut up! you already know i give the best babe!
daniel: d-mn! maybe you can give me a jerky too, casey.
the muscle you gain on your lower forearm from jerking someone off
tyrone yo andre have you seen the size of rashmusha’s moms jerky?
andre yeah dawg, i worked her out last week!
tyrone you be fronting dawg
nut. c-m. j-zz. s-m-n. sperm. that white stuff that comes out of your p-n-s.
any questions?
hey, want some (your name here) jerky???
someone who cannot abstain from s-x for more than a few hours, likes s-x more than rabbits (taken from my m8 mike)
jerky: could u retype that last message
bish: why?
jerky: white stuff just hit the screen
jerky (noun) – another word for the female b-ttocks.
dang, did you see all that jerky on beyonce?
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