jerp


the act of having s-x with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables
i jerped all night long and im still lonely.
2 more definitions
f-cking a fruit or vegetable…or both (one in the v-g-n- and one in the -ss)
my favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. i also like to put some appleb-tter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.
gay -ss word made up by lil wayne in the song “lollipop”. it is a poor excuse for lack of creative ability or grasp of the english language.

however, most hip-hop songs fall victim to the “jerp effect”.
told her to back it up like berp berp
and make that -ss jump like jerp jerp

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