jersey chaser

a girl that only goes for guys on a certain sports team
“you’ll never get with that girl, she only does water polo players.”
“f-cking jersey chaser. i should smack dat ho.”
jersey chaser.

– a chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had s-xual relations with. when not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that partic-p-tes in warmups.
man, dressing this week was the best thing that ever happened to me. i had like 4 jersey chasers back at my apartment last nite.

these are the girls that are found always at the men’s athletic sporting events. often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. they tend to apply t-tles to them instead of names, such as “he plays baseball, or he is a football player” you can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. they can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. while this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “i am dating the quarterback of the football team.”
“all of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go”

“you have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser”

“i date a football player”
these are the girls that are found always at the men’s athletic sporting events. often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. they tend to apply t-tles to them instead of names, such as “he plays baseball, or he is a football player” you can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. they can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. while this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “i am dating the quarterback of the football team.”
“all of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go”

“you have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser”

“i date a football player”
a white chick who only goes after ghetto black guys, who wear over-sized pants and basketball jerseys. she is often fat, but thinks she is just thick, and speaks bad english by placing a “d” in front of words that do not require it, such as ‘dis’, ‘dat’, ‘da’, ‘dem’, etc. of the ones who are not fat, they are generally club going girls, and go after the thugged out black guys because they will buy them everything with their drug money.
“d-mn that chick would be so hot if she wasn’t a jersey chaser.”