Jersey massage
to physically -ssault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. the “jersey” part of the phrase is a slang term for the state of new jersey in the united states. residents of new jersey are known for being a bit more “physical” than most americans when it comes to resolving disputes…
when i walked out of the bar and saw some sc-mbag p-ssing on the side of my car, i gave him a jersey m-ssage that he’ll never forget.
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