Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania
a small town located in central pennsylvania that resides along the susquehanna river. since the beginning of the popular television show “jersey sh-r-” on mtv, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. many people inquire about the geographical location of jersey sh-r- which is, in fact, no where near any sh-r–like body of water. students that attend jersey sh-r- area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a “poof”. sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. the school is debatably more famous for it’s required square-dancing cl-ss than it’s oiled-up guidos and guidettes. jersey sh-r-, pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. although, many would argue it’s equally as exciting and should in fact get its own reality show.
guy from out of state: ahh dude! you’re from jersey sh-r-?! you wanna go do some gtl and hit up a few grenades?! it’s t-shirt time!
guy from jersey sh-r-, pennsylvania: i’m sorry, i hate to disappoint you but i live no where even close to a beach. but if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in pine creek and then go to santino’s for a cheesesteak?
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