Jersey Shot
it similar to a crack addict’s need for crack cocaine -so simply, the need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show jersey sh-r-. symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.
person 1: omg…i am just dying to watch jersey sh-r- this week. i saw from the ad that vinny and snooki get steamy -i wonder what happens. and sam and ron-
person 2: (to person 3) will s/he ever stop?
person 3: not until s/he gets her/his jersey shot.
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