Jersey S’more
when f-cking a partner in the -n-s you pull out early, instructing her to sh-t. little does she know that you are holding a graham cracker underneath her b-tt. after smearing the gooey “chocolate” on the graham cracker, you bust nuts on it. next you proceed to violently punch her in the uteris causing her to open wide letting out a painful scream. you then quell her by shoving the yummy treat into her open mouth.
dude why does your breath smell like cinimon, sh-t and seamon? — o, i just recieved a jersey s’more from bruce springsteen. it was awesome, but it spoiled my dinner.
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