jersey speed bump
a jersey speed b-mp is a pedestrian who is not paying attention j-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., it can also be used for someone taking too d-mn long to cross the street.
you’re driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge b-mp., when your buddy asks “what the h-ll was that?”, you can simply reply “oh, just another jersey speed b-mp.”
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