Jersey Swoop
while having s-x from behind one quickly removes there p-n-s and forcibly rams it into the girls -ss. this must be done with total jersey att-tude. before the switch you must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. this is not to be confused with the “oopsy daisy” which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag att-tude.
(note: a skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)
“why did c-ssie call out sick?”
“you didn’t hear? mike pulled a jersey swoop on her last night. she wont be walking straight for a week.”
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