jerseyboy

describes someone who is native to new jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking jersey-isms wherever possible.
“why do you keep talking like you’re in the mafia? that’s so jerseyboy.”
term for a male aged 16-21 from northern new jersey who pretends to be a “city boy” from new york. a jersey boy is often of italian descent and pretends to be “hard as sh-t” despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle cl-ss suburban neighborhood. often jersey boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. often jersey boys will “talk sh-t about everything” despite “not knowing anything”. the most common staples of a jersey boy’s vocabulary include “f-ck”, “thats f-cking bullsh-t”, “what are you some kind of f-ggot”, and “…me and the boys…” in defiance of biological fact, 99% of all jersey boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, “freak(aaaaa)y” or in a bad way, “sk-nky”. most jersey boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to “talk sh-t” long after their primes.
irish kid: “hey wop, you’re a clown”

jersey boy (billy): “f-ck you, you motherf-cking, irish hoodlum motherf-cker, i’m gonna f-cking bury you f-cking 6 feet under, you f-ck.”
a diss to a certain person who is acting gay.
rowan: “look at my new pink shoes! :d”

chrissy: “wow!!! what a jersey boy”
a kid who is not from new jersey, but has a speech impediment that sounds like a new jersey accent.
kid 1: hey man you ever been to new joyzey?
kid 2: haha… new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
kid 1: i speak foyne! god d-mn…