Jersied
when the act of f-ll-t– takes so much time the p-n-s becomes raw
bruce “what is taking so long?”
sherry “its not my fault.”
bruce “its starting to hurt stop!”
sherry “what happened?”
bruce “you just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!”
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