Jeslyn
someone who is hyper and loves to laugh. she tends to be quiet at first, but once you get to know her she may just want to keep talking. jeslyn’s make amazing friends, known worldwide as some of the loyal and sweetest friends you can have. they can also be known as some of the greatest eye candy you will ever see.
g-d i wish i could have a friend like jeslyn.
1 more definition
someone who thinks they’re better than everyone. she goes around with her nose in the air thinking her poo don’t stink when in fact it smells a lot worse than everyone else’s. very manipulative and usually doesn’t have many friends. likes to wh-r- around with other people’s guys because it boosts her ego. doesn’t really care about anyone but herself. describes herself as a really caring person for giving her attention to those less fortunate when in fact, she just talks to them because no one else will talk to her. usually smells like cow poo too.
man, you smell like jeslyn.
it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends, you’re such a jeslyn.
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