Jesna


a s-xalicious female that is alluring to both s-xes. she can draw either s-x to her without effort. they are normally docile, friendly, nanchalant, sometimes cheerful, but extremely high maintenance.

they are also pr-ne to violent outburts that are brilliant in their aura and frightening in their intensity.
unlucky b-st-rd : “son-of-a-b-tch! my back is killing me!”

unlucky b-st-rd’s friend: “what happened?”

unlucky b-st-rd: “i was out creeping last night and spotted a jesna at the bar by herself so i went over to talk to her.”

unlucky b-st-rd’s friend: “yeah, so? what did she do? have her boyfriend beat you down?”

unlucky b-st-rd: “i wish! she lured me outside and then snapped on my -ss. she crotch-kicked me, gave me an eye jammie and then smashed me against a dumpster until my spine split like grandma’s girdle!”
a jesna is a s-xually appealing female. they can be found in many places throughout the continental united states, but they are most common in areas that serve pilsner brewed beverages. a jesna of any flavor is a true trophy in the hunt of females. a jesna with a flaming red mane is considered to be the holy grail of the species. to track, take and plunder a redheaded jesna is considered the pinnacle of manly s-xual prowess.
“man, i thought i was going into the hunting hall of fame last weekend.”
“what happened?”
“i captured and tagged what i thought was a hot jesna, but then i found out it was a jennifer lopez in a wig!”

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