Jess Ritz
a woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. she likes to smoke crack and worship satan. she rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. she loves “hey delia” by the plain white tees, and rob jenkins
yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like jess ritz
i dont eat meat, just like jess ritz
i want to smoke some crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like jess ritz
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