Jesse Eisenberg
jesse adam eisenberg (born october 5, 1983) is an american actor. he made his screen debut with the comedy-drama television series get real from 1999 to 2000. after his first leading role in the film roger dodger (2002), he appeared in such films as the squid and the whale (2005) and the education of charlie banks (2007).
person 1: hey did you ever watch zombieland?
person 2: yep
person 1: remember columbus ohio
person 2: yep he had a weird name
person 1: he’s jesse eisenberg
person 2: really wow
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