a hot mexican chic that used to be a kindergarten teacher but is now a professional twerker and viner
d*mn mami! jessica vanessa is too fine
- ducking liar
when your phone hates you and youre trying to call someone out on a lie. this usually only makes you more frustrated. you are a ducking liar. d*mn auto correct. ducking . f*cking!
- roy grande
a human highlighter that makes fun of people because they can’t deal with there own messed up life. doesn’t deserve anything. don’t let him bother you he’s just being a roy grande.
take beyoncé, now imagine that she’s at a party with drake. that’s how hype that party is also drowsy dude i just took a nyquil, i’m feelin h*lla drayzáy
- doo doo sweat
when you sweat so much it shows through your pants. sir you have bad doo doo sweat.