jester’s hat
a group of three males engaging in s-xual acts together.
a threesome of only men.
it is referred to as a jester’s hat due to the three long cone’s that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three p-n-ses involved in the act.
nate: dude, this party is completely ridiculous!
dan: how so?
nate: i walked into a room and there was a jester’s hat!
dan: holy sh-tting thunderc-nt, that’s crazy.
a graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a v-g-n-.
johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester’s hat in a very expensive schoolbook.
a s-xual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their p-n-ses.
the person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral s-x on the p-n-ses, especially w-nking/jerking off 2 p-n-ses at a time to emulate the shape of a jester’s hat on his or her head.
note: each p-n-s refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). a minimum of 3 is required.
“that party was banging last night. some sl-t was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we j-zzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard.”
“sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester’s hat for me and the boys tonight?”
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