jesus brick-shitting christ
an expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.
ex 1: (realizing you’ve been robbed). you: jesus brick-sh-tting christ, they even took the toaster!
Read Also:
- Jetpack Lineback
the middle linebacker in madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a p-ss. cr-p! jetpack linebacker just picked me off!
- Jew Biscuit
a jew biscuit is another term for a bagel. this jew biscuit is hard as a rock. i’ve been eating this same jew biscuit for like an hour. an annoying little jewish person. mark, you jewbiscuit! a small annoying geeky jew -!- mark has joined #kick_all_jews hi, i’m an annoying little jew! are you a […]
- Jewett
a man with an enormous whale p-n-s. originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves holy sh-t that boys got a jewett…keep him away from the b-tch a whale’s dong. a humpback’s jewett can be up to 15 feet long and can weigh 80 pounds.
- Jewmentum
(n.) — the inner confidence of a jewish person to persevere against all odds and come out with a successful outcome, no matter what the endeavor is, big or small. “oh, i know the odds are against me, but i really want to try my hand at writing a novel, and i’m hoping my jewmentum […]
- jibby jibbers
n. the jibby jibbers is a feeling that describes excitement and extreme joy. tony: ‘you give me the jibby jibbers.’ josephine: ‘oh stop it! you give me the jibby jibbers.’ tony: ‘let’s jibby jibber together!’