Jesus class


a required cl-ss in catholic private schools, most often pertaining in some way to a god-and-man hybrid. usually accompanies discrimination against women, other religions, h-m-s-xuals, etc. generally the cl-sses, intentionally or not, use inaccurate history and facts. typically teachers are ignorant as to actual origins of feast days, traditions, holidays, and the like. frequently denies scientific theories.
“aly, why aren’t you praying?”

“it’s quite simple. though your ‘jesus cl-ss’ says otherwise, religion is fundamentally opposed to everything i hold in veneration–courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, most of all, the truth.”

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