Jesus Dick
getting an erection after busting, and your p-n-s “died” but rises again.
“man, i had already came twice, but i looked at that booty again and got jesus d-ck.”
an exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person’s idiocy. mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.
primo – “i can’t get the toilet to stop running and can’t find the plug to unplug it.”
secundo – “jesus d-ck, why are you so stupid!”
d-ck so good that it heals all of your ailments
girl: i thought you weren’t going out tonight because you had a headache
friend: i wasn’t but then i hit up ryan… he got that jesus d-ck
f-ckin rad as h-ll, like funyons when you’re drunk. also, the way that cat from ali baba’s pr-nounces cheese sticks. real f-ckin tasty by the way.
the new die hard movie is seriously jesus d-ck.
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