Jesus Duck
the arrival of jesus duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc…
its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you’d see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
jesus duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. his only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
i wasn’t sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but jesus duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
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