Jesus Fist
the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.
a modern christian military theocracy
better get saved and get with jesus fist – or you’ll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.
we can’t go out after 8pm – jesus fist curfew is in effect.
the last i saw him he was wearing a turbin – then the jesus fist came and took him away.
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