Jesus-food


noun. this phrase was coined to describe really really really attractive females, because even jesus would take a bite out of that.
guy #1: dude, did you see that girl over there? she’s jesus-food.
guy #2: oh yea, dude. she’s totally jesus-food.

-this phrase was coined by accident. i was describing my girlfriend to my friend jeff. i said, “she’s beautiful,” and he thought i said jesus-food. i then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as jesus-food.

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