jesus goggles


if you say that someone is wearing jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for g-d that they think someone is more s-xually attractive because they too have the same level of p-ssion for jesus instilled in their heart:
“how did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?”
“brah pls- jesus is my wingman”

“”why is she dating him, he ain’t fly”
“ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt”
“ahmen to that”
“mmmmhmmm”

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