Jesus H. Christ on a Bike
the irish/uk version of jesus h. christ in a chicken basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. the addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
“liverpool couldn’t beat sheffield united?! ah, jesus h. christ on a bike!!!”
helpful chap in bathroom: “i say, it appears that your p-n-s is dripping a rather greenish looking slime.”
you: “what?! jesus h. f-cking christ on a bike!!”
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