Jesus H. Christopherson
when you start to take the name of the lord g-d in vain but then follow it up with an ‘opherson’ at the end so it doesn’t seem like you’re breaking one of the commandments.
someone that is supposed to be a christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; “jesus h. christopherson!”
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