Jesus Himself
a f-cking amazing internet celebrity, a self centered f-ck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,most people think he is a f-g, but he f-cks more b-tches than you can count.
everyone loves him but his haters, everyone wants to be him. he has a really big d-ck.
“aaron long is jesus himself!”
“i wish i was jesus himself”
“he tried to cut his hair like jesus himself, but it totally didnt work”
when an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are jesus himself.
dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night……….without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!
-jesus himself-
my friend robbed the biggest bank in the world using only a ballpoint pen!!!!
-jesus himself-
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