Jesus Hit


it is the unexplainable, the supernatural hit off marijuana. words don’t do justice to the beautiful thing that occurs when you get your jesus on…throwing up from smoking so much weed, the throwing up will be the most painful throw up ever, but the “feel better” feeling after is magnified as well and…well….you find jesus…
“d-mn dude you look f-cked up”

“just took tha jesus h-t”

“dear god…”
when smoking marijuana; a giant f-cking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.
at nik’s house today, i took a jesus h-t and almost coughed it.

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