Jesus In A Box


a tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise “body,” of jesus christ.
the priest went to the jesus in a box to get me my holy cracker.
(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the united states secretively. jesus, is actually pr-nounced “hey seuss” in this case.
juan said to put jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.

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