Jesus-is-my-girlfriend


adj., a contemporary christian music (also called ccm) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of ccm by replacing “jesus” with “you” in hopes of making the christian content of the song less obvious to non-christian listeners.
creed p-sses me off. they try to sound like a genuine effect of american counterculture, but it’s just a bunch of jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

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