Jesus Phone


the iphone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “jesus phone” like it was the second coming
this is the next “jesus phone”
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slang term used for an iphone
my $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.
the iphone by apple. a phone that makes you feel like jesus. in fact jesus probably has one himself.
rick: holy sh-t i got a jesus phone!!!
pseudonym for the apple iphone or iphone 3g.
omg! is that the jesusphone?

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