Jesus Poop
when you take a sh-t, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. this is also known as the “greatest feeling in the world”. a jp in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
it is referred to as a “jp” for short.
may is the official national jp month
jesus p–ps help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.
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perfect p–p that doesn’t leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of p–p you pray for when in a public bathroom – easy, no straining, and no mess
“i eat activia ™ once a day so that i know i’m gonna have jesus p–ps! spares me embarr-ssment, man.”
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