jesus porras
jesus porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you’ll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won’t bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. he is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. he has a body that’ll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that’ll light up the room, so funny that he’ll make you have a six pack by the end of the cl-ss. he is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring p-ssionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can’t even keep there eyes off of him and can’t stop thinking about him he even makes guys c-m in there pants when they see him
jesus porras
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