jesus ray

when the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a jesus ray, especially if it is also raining.
you: i was having kind of a down day, but then! a jesus ray appeared, and made everything better.

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