jesus rock
sh-tty, popcore “rock” “music,” performed by marginally talented “musicians,” for the purposes of:
1) propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;
2) making sh-tloads of money
yuppie christian apologist sh-theads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.
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