Jesus shoes


flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered
he came back from the beach and is still wearing his jesus shoes
nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray jesus’ footwear to look like.
just got my jesus shoes from the nudists. picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-b-tter, too!

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