Jesus Spot
when you are driving around and you find that golden parking spot that is calling your name, as if jesus were opening up the heavens to you in an 8’x16′ sp-ce.
i was trying to find parking at the grocery store, and this jesus spot opened up right next to the entrance. i shouted to the heavens, “sweet jesus!” because i didn’t have to go on an exodus across the parking lot to get my depends for men – my -n-s was ready to ignite!
the best parking spot you could possibly get, in relation to where you are headed.
(often located right next to handicapped spots)
driver: gosh, there are no parking spots open…
p-ssenger: wait! i think i see a jesus spot!!
driver: score.
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