Jesus Titties


an exclamation of surprised satisfaction or approval.

the expression attempts to compound the positive aspects of two things which are generally considered to be great: jesus, being the greatest human to ever live; and t-tties, being the greatest human attribute. the phrase plays on the -ssumption that if jesus were to have t-tties, they would have to be the most amazing t-tties in history.

it should be clear that to use this phrase in a moment when experiencing a surprisingly high level of satisfaction is to exaggerate one’s actual feeling. nothing can actually compare with actual exposure to jesus t-tties.
scenario: you win the lottery

reaction: jesus t-tties!!!

scenario: you come into direct contact with jesus christ and discover he is actually a woman and has t-tties, at which point jesus shows you his/her t-tties.

reaction: jesus t-tties!!!
1) the best way of saying “jesus christ” without offending god.

2) sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) bill: hey bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

bob: but tomorrow is a sunday.

bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

bob: jesus t-tties!

2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: boooooo!!!

person: jesus t-tties!

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