Jesusburger
communion wafer – based on the fact that the catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of jesus. incidentally, given the billions of catholics who have eaten bits of jesus over nearly two millenia, jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.
fancy a sunday roast dinner?
you bet, all i’ve had today is a jesusburger and blood down at st peter’s.
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