Jesusmobile
a car which has a chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered b-mper, two missing hubcaps, the p-ssenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. he came not to judge, but to save
2. would you like to go to a party at china harbor?
3. eva just crashed the jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
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